John Vuu. Mexican/Vietnamese/Chinese San Francisco, CALITumblr (3.0; @johnvuuzy)http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://blufemmedic.tumblr.com/post/50792297819/life-hack" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">blufemmedic</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://really-shit.tumblr.com/post/50600882267" target="_blank">really-shit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>So that’s why I keep trying to sneak into people’s houses.</p></blockquote>http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/50800044094http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/50800044094Sun, 19 May 2013 01:50:20 -0700You: Your ex is attractive.<br /> Partner: Which one?<br /> You: ME. <br /> You: BYEEEEhttp://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/50799756315http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/50799756315Sun, 19 May 2013 01:44:14 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/797519a40ff27472a8cabc7fe9769eaf/tumblr_mmq1jcYr0Z1rnaciuo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/50799724940http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/50799724940Sun, 19 May 2013 01:43:34 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md57j21MBJ1rhi0rbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aboveaurum.tumblr.com/post/48074116489/soundproofliz-amen-broke-bitches-unite" target="_blank">aboveaurum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://soundproofliz.tumblr.com/post/47815417769" target="_blank">soundproofliz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>amen</p> </blockquote> <p>broke bitches unite</p> </blockquote>http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/50799654560http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/50799654560Sun, 19 May 2013 01:42:09 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_malxaiHyZ81rch01yo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hungryhungryhiddles.tumblr.com/post/35740211249/travelingbythoughts-this-is-the-greatest-thing" target="_blank">hungryhungryhiddles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://travelingbythoughts.tumblr.com/post/35734165281/this-is-the-greatest-thing-ive-ever-seen" target="_blank">travelingbythoughts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen</p> </blockquote> <p>THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER</p> </blockquote>http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/50799603832http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/50799603832Sun, 19 May 2013 01:41:02 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c2599f5618a00aad16d871d5effb49c9/tumblr_mlxxlbaYAp1ry3lico1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://penguxn.tumblr.com/post/49051254082/i-had-some-extra-cash-and-decided-that-i-wanted-to" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">penguxn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I had some extra cash and decided that I wanted to be nice to someone. When this hits 1000 reblogs and followers I will choose one RANDOM person and you will win this untouched iPhone 5S. It is white and the 32G.</p></blockquote>http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/50799431765http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/50799431765Sun, 19 May 2013 01:37:01 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c142515e4177f8837758531f3a37daed/tumblr_mmortgh0751so58mbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/50560663486/this-post-has-been-featured-on" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><div class="post_content clearfix" id="post_content_50506824736"> <div class="caption"> <p><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com/" target="_blank">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p> </div> </div></blockquote>http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/50561071832http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/50561071832Wed, 15 May 2013 23:04:38 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4913c8ff2e2a9dc4af0f5dd9bc77b5af/tumblr_mjzapmOvaI1qj73e2o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://i-say-no-to-status-quo.tumblr.com/post/49821890337/psy-che-del-ic-liberatingreality-this-may-be" target="_blank">i-say-no-to-status-quo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://psy-che-del-ic.tumblr.com/post/49636444955/liberatingreality-this-may-be-the-most" target="_blank">psy-che-del-ic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://liberatingreality.tumblr.com/post/48093622049/this-may-be-the-most-powerfully-accurate-image" target="_blank">liberatingreality</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This may be the most powerfully accurate image I’ve ever seen in my life.</p> </blockquote> <p>wow</p> </blockquote> <p>oh</p> </blockquote>http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/50560605566http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/50560605566Wed, 15 May 2013 22:53:32 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7b05a1795a490ea1a51f0f6ac8a3ae94/tumblr_mmt53aMhr11r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://aleeyago.tumblr.com/post/50496498366/this-is-the-laziest-thing-ive-seen-in-my-entire" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">aleeyago</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life</p></blockquote>http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/50560578999http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/50560578999Wed, 15 May 2013 22:52:59 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/be2f2065ca113d64f289413365ad1cdf/tumblr_mjc93x6onZ1rkllmuo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/489f6928144cc380634f5f23495aaf3a/tumblr_mjc93x6onZ1rkllmuo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3d97be2eddfe561695844d7d6f56ef1f/tumblr_mjc93x6onZ1rkllmuo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab4b884c70527416e7508e520a5c720b/tumblr_mjc93x6onZ1rkllmuo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://epic-humor.tumblr.com/post/50556960411/see-more" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">epic-humor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://epic-humor.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">see more</a></strong></p></blockquote>http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/50558576441http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/50558576441Wed, 15 May 2013 22:09:38 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d4889da326074212957a4338da01426/tumblr_mmpt6diDFH1sq38yao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/50328394850/this-post-has-been-featured-on" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com/" target="_blank">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote>http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/50328654229http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/50328654229Mon, 13 May 2013 00:14:26 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eracist.tumblr.com/post/47929681320/i-hate-when-people-transfer-to-my-school-and" target="_blank">eracist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I hate when people transfer to my school and become popular no that’s bullshit I’ve been here for 12 years screw u</p> </blockquote>http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/49344765898http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/49344765898Wed, 01 May 2013 00:10:51 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/621b28cea34b6d967f506c03655dae97/tumblr_mk9xmsUbHR1r5ur0ho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/49344741531http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/49344741531Wed, 01 May 2013 00:10:04 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3ce0fa16dd0bd37de150430d477adb5b/tumblr_mm2784K5sU1ql2603o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a826aa9ac2d291070351a4e4ab82e136/tumblr_mm2784K5sU1ql2603o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niknak79.tumblr.com/post/49247537411/well-played-mr-president" target="_blank">niknak79</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Well played Mr.President</p> </blockquote>http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/49344600891http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/49344600891Wed, 01 May 2013 00:05:41 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vardaesque.tumblr.com/post/49155968189/420stuck-when-you-shake-laminated-paper-and-it" target="_blank">vardaesque</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://420stuck.tumblr.com/post/49135121564/when-you-shake-laminated-paper-and-it-does-the" target="_blank">420stuck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing</p> </blockquote> <p>fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB</p> </blockquote>http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/49339611907http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/49339611907Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:07:12 -07007th Grade me: I will never smoke weed in my life<br /> 12th grade me: Bruhhttp://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/49246238594http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/49246238594Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:32:08 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3f86e4d4081021138a38fd7cb7457c53/tumblr_mll14wS2bn1snci96o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://carry-on-my-wayward-butt.tumblr.com/post/48744492302/alwayslookagain-cookie-dough-ice-cream-pizza" target="_blank">carry-on-my-wayward-butt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alwayslookagain.tumblr.com/post/48703514061/cookie-dough-ice-cream-pizza" target="_blank">alwayslookagain</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Cookie Dough Ice Cream Pizza</p> </blockquote> <p>stop right now</p> </blockquote>http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/49168750322http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/49168750322Mon, 29 Apr 2013 02:27:58 -0700<blockquote> <p>am i the only one that yells “NO” when i drop my food</p> </blockquote>http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/49168734438http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/49168734438Mon, 29 Apr 2013 02:27:19 -0700<blockquote> <p><span>Surprisingly, </span><strong>perfectionists </strong><span>are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”</span></p> </blockquote>http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/49168617974http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/49168617974Mon, 29 Apr 2013 02:22:32 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f6e06174adee206988aa1ba15b667b6/tumblr_mlze43NcJD1r30hbfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fashionista-lovee.tumblr.com/post/49123646974/http-fashionista-lovee-tumblr-com" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fashionista-lovee</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://fashionista-lovee.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://fashionista-lovee.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://fashionista-lovee.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">http://fashionista-lovee.tumblr.com/</a></a> ♚</p></blockquote>http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/49126399148http://johnvuuzy.tumblr.com/post/49126399148Sun, 28 Apr 2013 14:51:15 -0700